Our Communication Policy
Online Dating Profiler works differently than most coaching agencies in that we do not offer phone consultations for clients.
Why not? Do you hate phones?
We love phones, just not for purposes of writing your best profile!
In order for us to do our job properly, we need to be able to take on your writing style. Your profile needs to be written the way you write, otherwise it won’t ring true.
Our goal is a profile that is unique and “sounds like” the way you write, just better! That way, when you begin email communication with your matches, they will not feel that your profile and email style don’t match.
You can reach us as “edatingwriter” on AIM, YahooIM, and gTalk.
Don’t have IMs?
No problem! We can send you a quick survey via email and chat that way.
Before & After: Karaoke Mom
Before:
Who am I? It’s hard for me to write about myself, so I’ll just list off some stuff…
~I am a mother of a wonderful little boy.
~I work full-time as an administrative assistant. I’ve been at my job for 5 years.
~I go to school part-time. I’m working towards a degree in business administration
~I have strong family values. They always come first.
~I haven’t decided what I want my career path in life to be yet. My goal right now, is to get my associates and then continue on to a bachelor’s in something that I really enjoy.
~I have a lot of friends. Sometimes I think too many. I pick them carefully and have a great support system for every aspect of life.
~I LOVE karaoke. I don’t sing a lot myself but I enjoy karaoke bars and listening to others sing. Good or bad. It’s fun.
~I’m addicted to music. I believe that no matter the circumstance, music has the ability to help you heal or make anything more fun.
~I love to laugh and have fun, if you can’t enjoy life, then what’s the point?
~I have a lot of respect for myself.
~I don’t do drugs and I don’t want to be with someone that does them, even “socially”
~I am intelligent.
~I will be secretly judging your grammar, if it’s bad, I probably won’t talk to you.
~I very recently started enjoying wine and I’m looking for some way to learn more about it.
~I’m in love with life. It’s been a bumpy road, but I’ve come out on top. Nothing can hold me back…
~What you see is what you get, what you hear is what you get. I’m a real person and you will get the real me. I don’t play games.
~Last March, I took part in organizing a benefit for cystic fibrosis. We raised over $5, 000 and it felt wonderful. I’m hoping to do more of that. It feels great to help people.
~I don’t like the crazy stalker type, so be sane. Please.
About my match:
~Loyal
~Honest
~Hardworking
~Similar interests
~Family-oriented
~Friendly
~Good Sense of humor
~Respectful of others feelings, thoughts, personality.
~Intelligent
~Capable of being in a healthy relationship
After:
Seeking closet nerds and geeks
I’m addicted to music. No matter what’s going on in my life, I can find the soundtrack to make it better! This extends to my not-so-secret love of karaoke. I don’t sing often but I love hanging out with my friends at a karaoke bar and laughing ourselves silly over the bad singers. Every once in a while, there’s someone who is really good, too! My philosophy is if you can’t laugh and love and enjoy life, then what’s the point? When I’m off the clock, I surround myself with the people who mean the most to me: my little boy, my family, and my friends. Last year, I helped organize a benefit for cystic fibrosis and raised over $5000. It felt so great to help people and I’m always looking for more ways to get involved.
You’re the type of guy who loves his life. If you’ve been on a bumpy road but come out on top, then we’ll have a lot in common! I’ve always been a sucker for smart guys, especially the type you’d never expect to be smart just from looking at him. If you’re somewhere between the quarterback with the 4.0 GPA and the scrawny Chess Club President, you’re my kind of guy. I’m dying to find a companion for wine tasting – have you ever been? Send me an email, you nerdly manly men of the world. I promise I’ll write back and I won’t even grade you on your grammar.