Before & After: Tarzan
Before:
ME tarzan. ME grab vine swing to Jane cave. ME, Jane go eat at local water hole. ME tell embarassing story of Tarzan’s loin cloth fall down in front of whole tribe. Jane laugh till water come out her nose. Tarzan laugh at Jane, till he breathe no more and is crying. Tarzan catch breath before Jane call Witchdoctor. Me, Jane go to special cave with light flicker on cave wall. IT not violent horror movie with lot blood everywhere, it love story no like what tazan enjoy, but he hope for a few quick shot of love or nudity. Him not very lucky. It only PG. Tarzan swing Jane back to her cave. Tarzan, hope he get asked in to cave, but not get his hope up too much. Tarzan make sneak play for kisses. Then go home with big smile on face. I think all in all I am just seeking someone who is just after someone to share with in life. I would not like to date anyone who needs a boyfirend to validate who they are in this world. I guess i am after someone who doesnt need a boyfriend at all. I just want someone to tell how bad life sucks, or how great life is, and listen to what they have to say about it. I need someone with a different point of view, but maybe not a completely oppostite stance. Maybe someone who can enlighten me about ME, and in this mean show me some new things new ideas, things i may not have considered and the like. I dont know. I think i like the Tarzan/Jane stuff better. Yeah, Tarzan. I wish things were as simple as that. Seems lots of girls are after someone with a great sense of humor, but we all know that even the funniest guy has to also be good looking. I may just have to be funnier.
After:
What do you think of leopard print?
One of my favorite things to do is watching bad movies. Not flops, I mean the kind of movies that are so bad you’d have to be tied down and forced to watch them. Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? I seek out lemon movies and make lemonade! I’m an Army brat and have lived all over the country. I’m fairly new to town here and haven’t really found any cool places besides the cool skull entrance at Vortex. Do you know of some hot spots I should check out?
I’m looking for a girl who wants someone to share her life. In the end, she wants to come home to someone who will listen to her day. We’ll share a stack of blueberry pancakes, have deep (or even heated!) philosophical conversations, and fall asleep snuggled up on the couch while watching the rain pour down outside our window. Sometimes, I wish things were as simple as Tarzan and Jane. Do you think I’d look good in leopard print?
Before & After: Future Politician
Before:
Looking forward to the winter snow
I’m a final year student, studying politics, and no I don’t have my eye on political office. That doesn’t mean I’m lacking ambition though: I’m planning on doing a Masters degree next year. I’m a studious guy, but I like to take things easy as well, and enjoy relaxing with a good book, a videogame or a DVD. I also dabble with photography – mostly buildings and landscapes- and cookery. I’m looking for that special someone that is rather unique. I like people who don’t just go along with the crowd and have an independent mind. Someone who can challenge me on all sorts of issues and beliefs. An interest in politics would be awesome, as long as we can agree to disagree on some things. An interest in gaming, (video and good old fashioned pen and paper RPGs) would be pretty cool as well. Most games more fun with two after all.
After:
Looking for a snowy Valentine
You could call me a studious guy – in my final year studying politics with plans to enroll in a Masters program next year. Don’t worry! I have no plans on running for political office! Can you imagine the dirt the tabloids would have on me? I can see the headlines now: HAMMER SEEN DRINKING ALE AT PUB. (Okay, maybe that’s not dirt exactly. I’m a pretty clean-cut guy.) Even if I was a politician, I’m pretty sure it’s not scandalous to read books, watch movies, dabble in landscape photography, experiment in the kitchen, or play video games. It’s fun, though, and I’d love to have you along for the ride.
You’re the type of girl who doesn’t go along with the crowd. You’ve got an independent mind and love to use it to challenge your friends to think outside the box. A love of politics is great so long as we can agree to disagree on some things. I’d love to have a girl who feels just like a best friend. Bonus points if you enjoy any sort of games – board games, video games, pen and paper RPGs. Most games are more fun with two, after all! What’s your favorite game of all time?